FACE!

I like the sound of my own voice as much as the next person, so if er'y body else gets to blather on about their petty, mundane bullshit on the world-wide innernette, I want to as well. Although, I was taken aback upon finding out that my images and video clips promoting bestiality would not be tolerated by the fine people at Google. That is like 80% of my being, but "the Man" has decided to keep me down, so there will inevitably be vast holes in the already Burroughs-esque narration of my life... just fill in those gaps with pictures and grainy footage of barnyard sexcapades and the other pieces will all fall into place.

The other 20% is yo' momma' jokes, so get ready to be put in your place by the lashes from my rapier wit, directed at your family, whom you love, but I consider fodder for references to weight problems and prostitution.

Tell your friends... especially about the animal boning, because you only know perverts and they will get a kick out of it.